MoM is BuSy....and I am running wild

Oh yeah. MoM is busy and I have torn up paper and tissue...boy, does tissue make a mess and MoM yelllllls!
Sugar (my mom) caught a big mouse! Then, before MoM found us with it, we played catch with it....fun. At least until MoM caught us with it...uh-oh.

Here are some goodies from MoM:

Ten top ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog
10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
9. The dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.
8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.
6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.
5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.
4. Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the birds.
3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your dog's crate.
2. Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW THAT MARTHA STEWART IS STALKING YOUR DOG IS...
1. The dog droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans.

Words to live by:
"Dear God, Please help me to be the person my dog thinks I am."
"On judgment day if God should say, "Did you clean your house today?"
I will say, "I did not, I played with my dogs and I forgot." Yep-- MoM relates to this one... better she play with me and Sugar and Su-su and the maltese fur balls than clean house... life is short in dog years! Enjoy every minute... and the house can stay dirty.... a hundred years from now, no one will either know or care....

Just couldn't resist this one.....MoM

When Good Dogs Go and Crossbreed
Pointer + Setter =
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier =
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund =
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso =
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel =
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever =
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound =
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog =
Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador =
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer =
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute =
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier =
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller =
Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

Bull Terrier + Shitzu =
Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

Dang Wind.... Dang Sand....

MoM says that NM is moving into our neighborhood.... I sure don't know who NM is but he better watch out.... I plan to ambush him and bite him and chew on him and tear off his ears... I can't potty properly with all that sand and wind... and when I do potty... well, it ain't pretty. And then, I get a tummy wash... oh yeah.

MoM is soooo busy. She is working and working and working.... and she is singing "Hi-ho, hi-ho! It's off to work I go.... because I owe, I owe...."